Jessica Biel Pregnant!!?

Sassy Smith

 

 

Justin Timberlake's main squeeze, Jessica Biel is looking a tad curvy, and by curvy, I mean PREGNANT.

That dress is either a) totally unflattering or 2) she's pregnant and it's an ugly maternity dress or F) it's windy (and it's still a fug dress).  I'm going with number two. 

Jessica was spotted at a Whole Foods, so maybe she smuggled a turkey under her dress or they had a sale on watermelons but I like my preggo theory better.

And doesn't she look glowy?  I suppose she could be sweaty (if she indeed has a stolen turkey strapped to her midsection), but I'm still swaying to my JT knocked up his lady love conclusion.  That's the way I roll.

Talk amongst yourselves.

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