Child Stars? K-Fed’s Dream For His and Brit’s Kids
Posted by Karl Erikson at 3:30 AM on August 30, 2008
It was only a matter of time before a new fight surfaced between K-Fed and Britney. This time it's a battle over their kids' show business careers. What "showbiz careers," you ask? Good question.
Apparently, Federline (in his infinite wisdom), is taking Sean Preson (2) and Jayden (1) to lots of movie and TV auditions. According to an insider, "He thinks it would be a good outlet for them. Preston and Jayden are always singing and dancing around the house."
Um, huh? Dude, ALL kids are singing and dancing around the house. That doesn't mean they're destined to be movie stars. Hell, by that logic I should be a Calvin Klein underwear model, since I'm in my boxers right now. What, was that too much information?
So Britney is pissed because she doesn't want her kids mixed up in showbiz. She's been in the limelight since she was 8 and fears a lost childhood is in her children's future.
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I actually agree with Britney Spears. I haven't been this troubled since the other night, when I discovered that obnoxious-as-hell Kathy Griffin is pretty damn funny in her stand-up routines. Believe me, I'm just as shocked as you.
Really, I think this is a sign of the Apocalypse. Britney Spears? A good parent?
Tell me this is a phase she's going through.
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