One Legged Whore Seeks Rich Undiscriminating Man

Posted by Karl Erikson at 1:00 PM on October 6, 2008

WARNING: Men everywhere, be on the lookout. The serpent is on the loose again.

"I've been single for two-and-a-half years now," says ex-McCartney Heather Mills, "so yeah, I'm ready to start dating again." Heather, 40, has a daughter with Paul McCartney – Beatrice, who is 4. Lord knows what sort of bullshit Heather is brainwashing that kid with.

Heather says, "Do I have lots of men hitting on me? Always! It's very flattering. I'm not looking for any particular type of man, I don't have an ideal. I'm open to different types of people."

Especially old rich rockers. Ugh, cannot imagine who in their right mind would want to get with that wench.

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