Madonna Rules The Roost From Across The Pond

Posted by Trix at 12:15 PM on November 13, 2008

 

Wow we all knew that Madonna was crazy but, come on. The boys are visiting Guy, their dad, but Madonna sent a list of rules that must be followed.

I think Guy already messed up because he was photographed at the airport with Rocco and David yesterday.  I don't think he cares, do you?

    Under no circumstances should they be allowed to read newspapers, magazines, or watch TV or DVDs.   

    They must adhere at all times to a macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet with no processed or refined food.

    All water they drink, even when it is to dilute organic juice, should be Kabbalah water.

    They should wear the clothes Madonna has sent with them on the flight. If they need to be bought anything, they should not contain any man-made fibers.

    Their hands should be regularly cleaned with disinfectant spray if they are in public places.

    They should not be bought toys that are spiritually or ethically unsound.

    Guy should not discuss the separation with them.

    Madonna should have phone contact with the boys as much as three or four times a day at times set by her.

    The boys should not be introduced to Guy's new friends, especially any new female friends.

    Madonna has encouraged the access to give time with the boys, rather than his parents spending large amounts of time with them.

    The boys should not be photographed while with Guy. It is his responsibility to organize security so that does not happen.

    At bedtime, Guy should read David the English Rose books Madonna wrote.

Guy is probably so happy to be rid of her and her crazy rules, she seems to be a little bit of a control freak. She's got to know that her rules make he seem like a crazy person, even to her kids.

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