Angelina Collapses! When? Where?!

Angelina Jolie has apparently collapsed!  When did this happen?  Where?  Why?  How can a busy mum of six kids, all seven years and under have time to collapse?  I mean really – she's got nappies to change, bottles to fill, babies to feed, noses to wipe and red carpet events to attend – she just can't possibly have time to be stressed!  Plus, she's practically a saint….

According to the Enquirer (100% reliable!), Jolie has collapsed "under the strain of incredibly hectic life," you know, say 'sources.'

The 33-year-old actress has been travelling nonstop for months with movie premieres and press conferences, fighting with Jennifer Aniston (evil rival and ex-wife of her man, Brad Pitt) and of course, she has to deal with the ever present demands of six children.  Brad is worried that his lady love has reached her breaking point.  And his fears were confirmed.  When?

Angelina broke down and cried at the London premiere of her movie Changeling.  Now, she was talking about her late mother, who she was very close to, but no way could that be the reason she was in tears.  No – she's suffering from a breakdown!

Now Pitt is wanting Jolie to slow down before she has a "complete meltdown," according to pals close to the couple.

The insider said, "Brad is scared to death that she's going to crash and burn.  Angelina is usually super-organised but in the past two weeks, she has lost it.  She's stressed, unorganised and more forgetful."  Um, hello?  It's called HAVING SIX KIDS.

But have no fear, Brad is taking over and becoming leader of the family!  He has to – Angelina is so overwhelmed some days she doesn't even change out of her pajamas.  Gasp!  Have you ever heard of such a thing?  A frazzled mom who opts to stay comfy at home while chasing a football team of kids?  And get this – she ditches her responsibilities some days and prefers to color with her kids.  Better have her committed.  Stat!

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