Vomit: Chantal’s Pretentious Toddlerware
Posted by Cathy Hale at 4:15 PM on December 5, 2008

"Won't he look smart?" Absolutely! Is that before or after he purposely sits in a mud puddle, rips his pants, smears food on his jacket and feeds those candy-like buttons to his baby brother? I'm guessing before…
Nothing pleases a two-year-old boy more than an elbow-patched Marie Chantal lambswool blazer ($US345) paired with a country shirt ($US80) and corduroy pants ($US100) that make lots of swishing noises when he walks. Oh, and the jacket is dry clean only. What a dream.
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