Family Sues Over Free Playboy TV Access

Morons.

Free Playboy TV? What's the problem again?

Yes, yes, I'm a fifth-grader, but honestly, there is a far, far easier solution to this "dilemma" than a lawsuit. According to the Bourne family of Prudeville Pennsylvania, unauthorised access to the Playboy Channel is tantamount to "trespassing" on their property. 

The suit claims "that Verizon failed to maintain “reasonable and proper control over its equipment” and unreasonably intruded on the plaintiffs' “right to physical solitude or seclusion.”

This is nothing but a money grab by this family, plain and simple – because the easiest solution to this problem is to simply not turn on the Playboy Channel. (And use parental controls so your kids don't.)