Disney Princesses Get Down And Dirty

Has the thought of a Disney Princess doing the nasty ever crossed your mind? For anyone who has had kinky fantasies about the iconic Disney Princesses, an enterprising animation company exists to fulfill those carnal cartoon fantasies and then some.

Traditionally, those virginal Disney princesses are sweet, wholesome and as pure as the driven snow. The x-rated manifestations of the girls? Not so much. The content of the clips is not for the faint of heart. This is not some romantic softcore love fest. This is hardcore porn. And with very questionable situations. (Warning – if you are easily offended, you should stop reading now.)

Some of the scenarios are of The Beast raping a crying Belle, King Tritan doing a bored Ariel, and Jasmin pleasuring Abu, the monkey from Aladdin. Beyond the disturbing instances of rape, bestiality, and incest there are scenarios of a three way between Belle, the Beast and Gaston, a Jasmine orgy and an S & M Snow White. And the stars featured run the gamete from the infamous Jessica Rabbit, to Tinkerbell and even The Incredibles’ Elastigirl gets some play. No Disney girl is left untouched.

There’s not really a question about why this exists, the audience is totally there. But what’s really surprising is that Disney is somehow letting this business operate in cyber space. Most of the cartoons have a high production value and look like they are straight out of the Disney vault, complete with smidgeons of music from the films and a Walt Disney looking Logo as the company brand. Disney is notorious for their legal defenses, like suing the Oscars for featuring a woman dressed as Snow White in a dance number. So how is Cartoon Valley, the producer of the clips, able to elude a debilitating lawsuit?

I’m not going to contribute to your porn intake directly, but if you do want to check it out (and make sure the kids aren’t around), do a google search for the term “porn” and there is a link on the listing to “Our Favorite Disney Princesses” or do a search for Cartoon Valley. But a warning, you’ll never look at Ariel the same way again.

Does this totally offend you or amuse you?