OMG Y’all! Britney’s Pregnant?!
Posted by Sassy Smith at 12:15 PM on April 24, 2009
Britney’s pregnant? But who’s the daddy? Spears just start dating her 21-year-old backup dancer, named Chase, right? Or, wait, she recently became engaged to 40-something John Sundahl, the multi-millionaire land developer from Germany, right? No, hold on – she was caught in bed with ex-husband Kevin Federline… Maury, we need a paternity test, stat!
Now, we should probably take this with a grain of salt or probably a golf ball-sized nugget because as we all know, “sources,” although claim to be reliable, are often not. I know – shocking!
Anyway, according to Ryan Seacrest – who revealed on his KIIS FM radio show – Britney has an elephant in her big-top, which is code for BRITNEY’S PREGNANT Y’ALL WHILE ON HER CIRCUS TOUR! This is from “a reliable source” of course.
Seriously, would Brit’s daddy let her have sex? OK, that didn’t come out right – what I mean is, her father Jamie controls everything – all aspects of Britney’s life – I’m doubting anyone could get that close to her – you know, close enough to plant a seed in Brit’s garden. But, maybe Britney has found a way to make her dream come true – she’s said she’s always wanted a little girl – maybe this time she’s done it?
We’ll let you know when Maury has the baby daddy results.
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