Madonna Welcomes Jesus Back With Open Arms

Posted by Trix at 3:15 PM on April 28, 2009

Why exactly did Madonna call it off with Jesus? I’m not sure, but whatever it was, it didn’t take because, he’s back.

Now, I’m thinking she put all that nonsense about being single again on Twitter, to say that she was officially done with Guy and can do whatever she wants. Not that she couldn’t before, it’s just official now.

The happy to be single part could have just meant that, being single means she can have her boy toys and be a sugar mama, because that’s her favorite kind of mama to be.

She’s always had the propensity to be the sexual deviant and to go after the young boys (men). She’s just heading back to what comes naturally to her and I guess Jesus fills a certain role.

We all have our part to play.

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