Creepiest Pregnant Belly Art Ever

I have never been a big fan of the pregnant belly as art to hang on the wall. Got your stomach cast? Good for you. I’m still not buying it.

But this isn’t just one of those ultra personal pieces of art. It’s plain old groooosss.

Are you thinking alien baby too? I’m thinking that Star Trek movie where the bug crawled into the guy’s ear and took over.

Part of the soap line over at Bloomin’ Bellies on Etsy it was brought to my attention via Craftastrophe, but they were just looking at this as an average woman’s torso. Check out Bloomin’ Bellies, and sure enough, these are moms a bloomin’ in soap form. And you can get them as twins – with the baby from the black lagoon paired with the baby who has afflicted mum with leprosy!

So here’s to mum, whose body couldn’t have taken pregnancy any worse.

Image: Bloomin’ Bellies