Toys R Us Can’t Be Serious. But They Are.
Posted by Hannah Tennant-Moore at 8:30 AM on May 22, 2009
Does your daughter have a burning desire to play Ouija
board? But clearly she can’t since the game is totally for boys? Well, for only $US19.99, you can make your daughter’s dream come true, because Hasbro just came out with a new “just for girls” Ouija board!
What makes this edition different from the original Ouija board that can be handmade in minutes? I’ll give you one guess. You got it: It’s pink!
Not only that, but this new edition also comes with 72 question cards, since a big problem for young girls is that they always freeze up when it’s their turn to ask a ghost a personal question about their lives.
According to the product description, girls needn’t worry their pretty little heads any longer:
It has always been mysterious. It has always been mystifying. And now the OUIJA Board is just for you, girl. With 72 fun questions included, you’ll never run out of things to ask. Who will call/text me next? Will I be a famous actor someday? Who wishes they could trade places with me?
Who would have guessed that a splash of pink is all it takes to get the catty, boy-crazy girl ghosts to spill the beans?
You might be interested to learn that the game is marketed for girls between the ages of eight and twelve. Now third graders don’t have to worry whether that “special someone” will send them a text. They can just ask a dead
person! Progress never looked so good.
Image: AV Club
is there an ouija board of any kind at toys r us in tea tree plaza, and can you actually communicate with ghosts?