Baby Toupee Creator Speaks

If you made something as dumb as the Baby Toupee you might think keeping quiet would be the best course of action.

But you would be wrong!

TruTV interviewed Graham Farrar who did indeed come up with the idea for a line of baby headgear. Not just hats — these puppies have hair.

Here’s a sample:

Q: Who’s your typical customer?
A: Nuts with kids.

What a card.

Now, I suppose if someone wants to buy this sort of thing — you know, a “nut” with a kid — go for it. Apparently Farrar’s customer base is mostly reggae fans, since his Bob Marley-esque model (aka “The Bob“) is his biggest seller. (One of my colleagues wanted me to say that she feels the jokifying of Black hair is racist — anyone agree/disagree? Let us know in the comments.) And in this economy, I don’t want to bash a small businessperson.

Yet, bash I must.

Personally I’m not a fan of this sort of thing. Babies are cute enough on their own. OK, maybe Halloween. But these wigs look kinda nasty to me. I picture baby food getting stuck in those fake dreads… excuse me, I’m a little nauseous.

What do you think? Cute, not cute? Irie? Offensive? A great big plate of who cares?

Source: TruTV Dumb as a Blog