Parents Divorce After Dad’s Hooker Is Their Daughter

Posted by JeanneSager at 7:15 AM on July 10, 2009

adultery legal 300x258 Parents Divorce After Dads Hooker Is Their DaughterI had officially heard it all folks. And then I found this: an Israeli couple is divorcing after dad started using the services of call girls.

How’d the wife find out? One of the call girls who showed up was their daughter.

Ooops!

In a story that sounds like it’s straight of the soaps, but is instead straight out of BBC News, a businessman from Haifa was on a company-sponsored trip in Eilat when he decided to call in a hooker for a little… well, you know what he called a hooker for. Only when the door opened, dad recognised the call girl as none other than his bouncing baby girl… and he started having chest pains (wouldn’t you?)

The broken-hearted dad came clean to his wife in hopes of helping their daughter. Now Mum is on the case; she’s tracking down her kid. But she’s given dad the old heave ho for his extracurricular activities.

Nothing in this story is really funny – come on, a divorce, a wandering spouse, a child in turmoil… but the comedy of errors alone is OMFG folks. And if anything, didn’t dad kind of get what was coming to him here?

Although, you have to give him credit for picking his kid’s welfare over his own self-preservation here. And Mum, way to go for telling him where to go!

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