Week 34: Are We There Yet?

Take a look at these very pregnant celebrities and guess what they’re thinking.

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I’ll give you a hint: “Get this baby out of here!”

By thirty-five weeks the sexy second trimester is well and truly over and it’s a downhill race to the birthing suite. My back is stuffed, my ankles are starting to puff (fortunately not as badly as last time) and even maternity clothes feel ill-fitting and uncomfortable. Unless there’s a special event on, even celebs seem to abandon make up and hairbrushes — so you can guess my level of grooming at the moment. Look, you’re lucky I’m getting off the couch at all.

In many ways, it’s wonderful to have an end in sight, and I can’t wait to meet my baby girl. Next week will be my last in the office and then the nesting period can begin. It won’t be quite the same this time with a toddler to look after, but at least that will keep my mind of the waiting game and hopefully stop too many kilos creeping on in the last weeks. I’ve put on twelve so far and that’s quite enough, thank you.

I wish I looked as upbeat and cute as Jennifer Garner or M.I.A:

But I’m feeling more like Naomi Watts. Just give me the fricken’ lattes, OK?

There is one heavily pregnant celebrity who blows all others out of the water. Sure, J-Lo and Ange carried their twins in style, but for sheer bumpage, you can’t go past Octomom:

I mean seriously. How did she even stand up without toppling over? I’ll never whinge about stretchmarks again.

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