Seven Of The Most Inappropriate Products For Kids

What do toddler stripper heels, plush dolls representing various sexual diseases and a children’s tattoo parlour play set all have in common? They’re inappropriate for kids.

The Huff Po just put together a list of some really questionable toys and products aimed at kids.

Full list after the jump.

Stuffed STDs
I don’t get the problem. These are terribly helpful education aids that make venereal disease fun for the children. Your kid is never too young to learn about The Clap. Besides, look at how adorable Herpes is! I want Herpes!

Toy Tattoo Gun
Sure there are plenty of kid tattoos for sale at there, but they don’t truly convey the experience of stepping into a tattoo parlour to make bad decision. Let your child discover their inner artist as they brand and cross out the names of 8th grade girlfriends on their friends’ arms. Just make sure those pretend needles are pretend clean, kid, or we’ll have to introduce you to the Stuffed STD dolls.

Shave that Baby
Not quite sure what’s going on here. I do know that the product is Japanese. Are Japanese babies born with an abundance of pubic hair? And what’s going on the hair suspenders? I smell 2010’s Hottest Hipster fashion trend.

Full list here.