Katie Price is an odd girl. She wants to come over here, go to the jungle and be on “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here, ” for all the nice money she could get.

Sounds reasonable enough. Thing is, though, that she says she doesn’t want to eat weird stuff. Any more.

She said, “I bet I get to eat a willy. I can’t eat a willy!”

“I have requested that because I have veneers [on my teeth], if there is anything nice and chewy, I better have a knife and fork – otherwise I won’t be able to chew it.”

“I think the producers will definitely have a surprise for me. Oh no, please don’t hurt me too much.”

I didn’t know she had fake veneers, too. Is there anything real about her? I have no idea what her kids are going to look like – she’s so fake and unnatural.

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Spotted on Tuesday night! Madonna and her driver arrive for dinner at Macelleria restaurant in the Meat Packing District, New York City.

Madonna just came back from Brazil where she is starting a charity for children.

Love her coat!

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Get out your anti-Angelina wear, it’s rumour time.

Someone is reporting that Angelina and her ex, Jenny Shimizu, are back together.

Angelina is supposedly rekindling her relationship with Jenny because Brad is rekindling his relationship with Jennifer Aniston.

The source says, “Angelina and ex-lover Jenny Shimizu were having a kind of phone sex when Pitt walked in on the steamy conversation, and demanded to know who was on the telephone.”

Jenny believes that her and Angelina will always love each other, that Angie would love her forever, because they were too close.

Love, she is such a fickle beast. I’m sure we’ll hear all hear all about her “exploits” in the unauthorised biography that will be released soon.

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Pamela Anderson was spotted on Monday going to the pharmacy with her son.

She and her kids Brandon, 13 and Dylan, 11 have been living in a trailer park while their Malibu home is being renovated.

Did they decide to colour-co-ordinate for their shopping trip? Look closer after the jump

Don’t be expecting Jessica Biel to be getting knocked up anytime soon. She’s not ready to be a mum in any way shape or form.

She and Justin Timberlake  are still going strong, I think, but they just aren’t ready to take that next step. They bought an apartment in New York together and they love it.

She’s probably secretly ready for babies, but doesn’t want to chase Justin off so is going with the flow.

They had some rumour issues earlier this year, but it’s so hard to tell, they are both so stoic.

Who knows if they will ever have a baby or even get married? I’ll admit it – not me!

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Amanda Peet carries duct tape and navy sheets with her when she travels so that her daughter Frankie will sleep well.

During an appearance on the US chat show, The Late Show With David Letterman, Peet raved about how well her two- year-old daughter sleeps through the night and elaborated on the lengths she and husband David Benioff go to in order to keep it that way.

“My sister and her husband make fun of us all the time because we’re sort of like baseball players,” Peet said. “We have to … keep her surroundings exactly the same.”  That means using blackout shades and dark clothes, including “David’s sock and scarf to make it really, really dark.”

Peet joked that her friends say the layers of clothing hung on the windows make her and her husband “kind of seem like serial killers.”

But Amanda isn’t taking any chances of messing with her daughter’s perfect bedtime behaviour.  She even carries supplies when the family travels to keep the pattern going.

“We go into a hotel room and unpack the duct tape and the navy sheets and proceed to attach them to the windows. I’m sure when the staff that works at these hotels come and see our room they think we’re nuts.”

Thank you, Amanda, for verifying what my friends and I have said for years:  Duct tape really is a mother’s best friend.

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Camila Alves holds little Levi’s hand while going for a walk.

She and Matthew McConaughey are expecting their second bundle of joy in early January, which will be freezering over there in the US – and as hot as buggery over here. Speaking of, I wonder if this 15-month-old is a little cold considering his legs aren’t covered and it’s getting quite wintry over in the US now. Maybe I should keep my snout out – I mean, Mother knows best, after all!

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Nicole Kidman, hubby Keith Urban and their baby Sunday Rose went out for a family lunch date over the weekend. No Macca’s or BK for them, surely…so where does the Kidman/Urban clan go to nosh?

The legendary Oak Room at the Plaza Hotel in New York City, that’s where. The family was snapped leaving the restaurant. The Oak Room specialises in seafood with items like a Mini Lobster Taco ($18) and a Dover Sole ($58) but also have meatier options like a Dry Aged New York Strip ($38) or their house burger ($22). But do they have a kid’s menu? I doubt it. But there is spaghetti on the menu so at least a kid-friendly favourite is represented. Read more »

Madonna is starting a children’s charity in Brazil. She was there for five days to schmooze the country’s wealthiest business people and secure donations.

She, boyfriend Jesus Luz and her rabbi attended a fancy dinner party and arrived by helicopter at the home of Eike Batista, Brazil’s richest man. He promised a donation of seven million (US). Ahem. The richest man in Brazil and he can only bear to part with seven mill? Maybe I’m being pernickety. Better than nothing, I suppose.

The charity will be called Success for Kids.

Since Jesus’ family lives there, it was speculated that meeting them was Maddie’s main mission. However, Madonna said before her visit, “I am going there strictly for fundraising and humanitarian purposes.”

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Big-mouth disgruntled crew people on the set of “Cougar Town” are lamenting Courteney Cox yelled at a service worker about how a ham and cheese sandwich should be made. Courteney’s perfect ham sandwich ratios after the jump.

“Everyone knows you’re supposed to have equal parts ham and cheese in a sandwich!” she yelled. People, aren’t we missing the point? Can’t we just be happy she is eating a ham and cheese sandwich and call it a day?  More on Courteney’s alleged antics over at Perez Hilton who broke this fascinating tidbit. Let’s just hope she’s nicer to Coco.