Week 40: My Water Birth
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Week 40: My Water Birth

I'm overjoyed to announce the birth of our daughter Lucinda born on Monday, three days past her due date. She's a whopping 4.33kg and 55cm of pure scrumptiousness, with her daddy's long legs and the chubbiest cheeks since Chubby Checker. As for how she got here? I can thank Anna Wintour. Resigned to being overdue, I made plans to see Vogue do...
Week 39: The Longest Pre-Labour <i>Ever!</i>
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Week 39: The Longest Pre-Labour Ever!

As I write this I am having irregular contractions every three-six minutes apart. I'm not getting too excited though — I've had similar symptoms almost every night for the past week. But then they stop and I head to bed, wondering if I'm going to be woken up by a sudden gush of waters at 3am. To say that such a long pre-labour is frustrating i...
Week 38: Ready to Pop
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Week 38: Ready to Pop

The final last weeks of pregnancy drag by, hour by tedious hour, until you think the baby is never going to come and it's time to attempt a home caesarean. Unlike those women whose waters break spontaneously and kicktstart a fast labour, my body likes to tease me with signs of pre-labour for weeks and weeks: strong braxton hicks 'practice' contr...
Week 37: The best laid plans…
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Week 37: The best laid plans…

What a difference a day makes. Yesterday I was willing the baby to come early and today I'm begging for another week. Why? After all my worrying it's happened - my husband has been diagnosed with swine flu. We don't know if he actually has the dreaded pig lurgy or regular influenza, but he has the symptoms and it was enough for the doctor to...
Week 36: Get Packing
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Week 36: Get Packing

In the last week I've been told twice that I look like I'm having twins. If it's not twins, it feels like a giant alien creature with ten arms that poke me all night long. Her feet are already in my ribs, I'm not sure that there is three more weeks of growing space in there. I may be on maternity leave, but have so far managed to do very little...
Week 35: Moving On
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Week 35: Moving On

Wow, what a week. In the last seven days I've bought a house, panicked about swine flu, finished up in the office and discovered that baby is 2/5 engaged and preparing for arrival. I feel like my head is about to fall off from all the spinning. While I'm very excited that the baby is doing everything she is supposed to do and moving further down...
Week 34: Are We There Yet?
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Week 34: Are We There Yet?

Take a look at these very pregnant celebrities and guess what they're thinking. I'll give you a hint: "Get this baby out of here!" By thirty-five weeks the sexy second trimester is well and truly over and it's a downhill race to the birthing suite. My back is stuffed, my ankles are starting to puff (fortunately not as badly as las...
Week 33: 1+1 = Scared
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Week 33: 1+1 = Scared

Last week I had the most perfect morning with my son, the kind of morning you can only have with one child. I slept in a little, then worked in my pyjamas for a while before taking Finn down to the park. The sun was shining, the playground was bully-free and while there I ran into another mother I knew from Finn's music class. We had a chat w...
Week 32: Going Green
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Week 32: Going Green

As I mentioned way back in one of my first posts, I'm trying to make an effort to go green with this baby. I'm not talking Wondersuit colours, but cloth nappies, exclusive breastfeeding (if we can manage it) second-hand clothes and toys etc. I'm far from a hippy, but the facts on disposable nappies make me pretty ill. Australians use 800 million...
Week 31: Naming Rights
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Week 31: Naming Rights

There is a reason I don't like talking about my baby name shortlist. In fact there are several reasons. The first reason being, that I don't really care what you think about my list. I don't care that you went to school with a real bitch in Grade Five with that name. I don't care that you think I shouldn't use it because there was a character in an...

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God Knows We Need A Laugh / Bad Mothers Club

4:32 PM On the fantastic UK Bad Mothers Club website, there's this brilliant bit called Tantrum of the Week. Sick on the bedroom floor and lazy men and working from home are our fav... read more

What’s The Best Punishment For Kids?

2:23 PM Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy What do you do when your kids misbehave? A poll by the self-proclaimed “World’s Strictest... read more

FameCrawler

W Magazine Amputates Demi Moore’s Hip

5:43 PM Okay, we know the gorgeous mother of three likes plastic surgery, but wasn’t it a bit presumptuous of W magazine to liposuction Demi Moore’s thigh without her approval?... read more

Johnny Depp Drunkest Man In NYC (Brilliant Video)

5:00 PM After an evening out with punk legend Patti Smith in New York on Wednesday night, the newly re-crowned Sexiest Man Alive, one J Depp, looked like he was back on the set of Fear and... read more

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Star Baby: Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban’s Baby Uggs It Up

5:14 PM I think there is some kind of law in place that Aussies Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have to put a pair of the Australian born Ugg boots on their daughter, Sunday. It’s... read more

Boy’s Retro Lounge Set

10:00 AM I can’t think of a reason not to love this Boy’s Retro Lounge Set. The bold colours are amazing and the set appears to be extra comfy. The set includes a matching white s... read more
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