Says Courtney:

“Nobody has ever loaned me money. I mean, I was going to die on a few occasions. Johnny Depp gave me CPR on one. That’s as close as I ever got. I was watching that movie where he plays Dillinger, and I was like ‘Mother f***er, I never had myself any JD except CPR.’ “

Yep, that’s right folks. Thanks to Johnny Depp, Kurt Cobain’s wife lived to party another day. I wonder when this incident actually happened…

It had to have happened a while back, because it doesn’t seem like the Johnny Depp of today would want to hang out with the Courtney Love of today… not at all.

If you compare the two as parents, it’s like night and day. Johnny has become a super-involved family man over the years, while Courtney is still telling anyone who’ll listen her stories about almost drinking herself to death. Not such a great role model for her 17-year-old daughter, Frances Bean Cobain.

I wonder if Johnny took a CPR class when he became a father, or before. It seems like a really good idea to learn some basic first-aid techniques when you have a child, but few of us ever get around to it.

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While Courtney Love was off on her latest bender, it appears that the accountants in charge of Kurt Cobain’s $US500M+ estate had been lining their pockets with the immense wealth that the king of grunge left to his wife and daughter. Scoundrels!

It’s no secret that Courtney Love has been in the grips of a fairly serious substance abuse problem for a fairly long time, so that explains why she failed to notice that her and France Bean’s fortune was being plundered. Apparently, just as Courtney was starting to get back on the wagon this year, she realised that she had run out of funds — and there was no money left.

So far, a team of lawyers and investigators has been able to track down $US30M, but there’s supposedly a lot more. Not only did the fiends ransack the estate for all it was worth, but they used Frances’ and Courtney’s Social Security numbers to launder a bunch more money. What a nightmare. According to Love’s lawyer, Rhoda J Holmes:

“There is now a web of homes which were bought, flipped and used to launder money — up to $US500 million worth… Any of the property we can get back will be donated to people who have lost their homes in foreclosures.”

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Poor, Poor Frances Bean.  Her mum Courtney Love has said that her mental breakdown in 1994 paved the way for Britney Spears breakdown over the last year. Um, yay for her. 

I understand that it was a hard time for her. She lost her love, Kurt Cobain and had a little girl to try and keep it together for.  She said,  “I had a long, hard fall. I set the stage for Britney to crash and burn. I went through it all first.” I hope she's not bragging because that would be just wrong.

It's hard enough to go through something traumatic and been on the stage of the world, how much more if you've got people trying to one up you. Leave Britney and her kids alone. Be thankful she had family to set in and take control to help her get her life back on track. 

I sincerely hope that there were those in Frances Bean's life that could step in and give her the stable parenting that all children need.

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A German artist, Natascha Stellman, claims she has Kurt Cobain's ashes and is going to smoke them as a part of some sort of crazy art exhibit.
Huh? Why would she do that?
Natascha supposedly gained possession of Kurt's ashes from an unknown source and released a statement stating her plans to smoke the ashes in the Set Me Free exhibition on October 11th. She says that Kurt's ashes contain magic and that she is going to set him free.
Courtney Love says that the Kurt's ashes were never stolen, though in a previous report she claimed to be "suicidal" over the loss. “I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. They were all I had left of my husband. Now it feels like I have lost him all over again.”
Poor Frances Bean, someone wants to smoke her dad's ashes and her mum is a mess. Will the drama ever end?

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