Britney To Drug Test Her Entourage On Australian Tour
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Britney To Drug Test Her Entourage On Australian Tour

Echoing the no-smoking policy that Madonna instituted on her recent Sticky and Sweet Tour, Britney has put a zero-tolerance drug policy in place for the Australian leg of her Circus Tour. Either consent to random drug tests, or you’re out. Does that mean K-Fed’s disqualified from his position as “nanny on tour?“ According to a Britney in...
They Say: Tell The Kids You Did Drugs
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They Say: Tell The Kids You Did Drugs

Should Whitney Houston have disclosed all the dirty details of her freebasing past? Was it a necessary cautionary tale, or would the revelation make her teen daughter, Bobbi Kristina, want to pick up the pipe? A new study says blab away. Conducted by Ipsos Public Affairs on behalf of the Hazelden Foundation, the survey discovered that the majori...
Guy Loses Stepson While Buying Drugs
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Guy Loses Stepson While Buying Drugs

A man in Lehigh County, Pennsylvania went out to pick up some illegal drugs. He brought his six-year-old stepson with him. He parked the car, gets out, buys what he needs to buy. But he forgot where he parked. According to a report on Philly.com, Dino Vicente was “very hostile, confused and incoherent” when he approached a police officer and...
Mum Sues Cops For Killing Toddler
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Mum Sues Cops For Killing Toddler

In a victory for the Los Angeles police and a crushing loss for a mother, a judge threw out the case of a woman who was suing police for killing her toddler with a stray bullet during a hostage showdown. This is a very complicated case and I'm surprised it was decided so quickly. Read more...
Build-A-Bears Found Stuffed With Heroin
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Build-A-Bears Found Stuffed With Heroin

When you go to a Build-a-Bear workshop, you and your child get to stuff the bear-to-be with oodles of fluff as well as a cute little red heart. A dozen people in the Bronx had another idea of what to use to fill out the bear bodies . Their choice of stuffing? Heroin. A recent drug bust by the New York office of the Drug Enforcement Agency netted...
Mums Using Cocaine to Get Through School Dropoff?
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Mums Using Cocaine to Get Through School Dropoff?

It seems that cocaine use is booming in Australia and the UK, and not just by the rich. Instead, the drug is being used by typically employed, well-educated and socially integrated middle class folk (it's also booming amongst lower socio-economic groups who typically inject the drug or combine it with other illegal stimulants.) Not only that, it...
Mum Gives 9-Year-Old Marijuana
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Mum Gives 9-Year-Old Marijuana

Writer Marie Myung-Ok Lee pushes marijuana on her 9-year-old son. She mixes it in cookies and teas. She offers him hits from a bong-like vapouriser — whatever it takes to get him high. But she's not some kind of hard-partying "if it feels good, do it" hippie mum. Lee is trying to help her autistic son, who spends large parts of his days an...
4 Year Old Brings Pot To School, School Bans Backpacks
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4 Year Old Brings Pot To School, School Bans Backpacks

When I was young and went to summer camp, people were always amazed when I said I was from the Bronx. I remember one kid actually took two steps back when I told him. Because people from the Bronx, you know, they were scary. Clearly those guys didn't know what they were talking about. The really dangerous kids are from Florida. The 4 year olds....
Mum Accused Of Feeding Meth-Tainted Breastmilk To Daughter
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Mum Accused Of Feeding Meth-Tainted Breastmilk To Daughter

According to her family and friends, Michelle Megan Hastings deserves credit because she hasn’t used meth for several months. Accept, of course, that one day when she breast fed her child. Hastings was arrested and charged with criminal mistreatment after police say her daughter tested positive for methamphetamine. She faces 17 months in jail...
They Say: Kids’ Infections Increasingly Drug-Resistant
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They Say: Kids’ Infections Increasingly Drug-Resistant

Apparently the alarming reports about MRSA (that's Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus infections, for those of you without a medical degree) have not, in fact, been the pediatric version of worries about killer bees; the risk for such infections among kids suffering from head and neck ailments (like ear infections, colds, etc.) has risen n...
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Celebrity Sighting: Hugh Jackman Takes Ava Out For Ice Cream

3:15 PM Yeah, no wonder Hugh Jackman’s kids seem to adore him. Not only is he a hands-on dad and always playing with them, he also treats them to ice cream! Hugh was spotted in New York... read more

Rebecca Gayheart Takes Billie For A Checkup

2:15 PM Rebecca and hubby Eric Dane were spotted in Los Angeles yesterday, leaving the paediatrician's office with two-week-old Billie Beatrice in tow. Only two weeks after giving birth... read more

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Little New Yorker Onesie

10:45 AM Even if you don't live in New York City, this outfit is sure to create a smile, particularly among mums who love shopping. Perhaps your kid can hail a taxi wearing it? It’... read more

Big Deal: All Kids T-Shirts Are $US12 At Busted Tees

4:30 PM A good way to start thinking positively about a change of season is to start figuring out what kind of awesome t-shirts you’re going to make your kids wear. Today over at Busted... read more
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