They Say: Teachers Can Pre-Hate Your Kid
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They Say: Teachers Can Pre-Hate Your Kid

Turns out teachers really do pre-judge your kids based on reputation alone. So your little hellion is in for a hell of a year. You’re packing up the moving van right now, aren’t you? The news that your kids have already screwed themselves out of a fair shake (or maybe it’s their bratty older sibling . . . or was it your school days?) co...
The ‘Behaviour Contract’ – Your Kid Acts Up? You Pay – Out Of Your Wallet
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The ‘Behaviour Contract’ – Your Kid Acts Up? You Pay – Out Of Your Wallet

The British government has decided to hit parents where it hurts, their wallets. It was recently announced that parents in the United Kingdom – whose kids go to state schools - will be required to sign a contract that says their children will behave while at school.  All pupils will have live up to an outline of  “minimum standards of behavio...
New Looks At How Learning Works
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New Looks At How Learning Works

Scientists in fields like psychology, neuroscience, robotics and education are beginning to explore the idea of forming a new discipline that blends all those related bodies of knowledge into a focused  study of how children learn. New research based on that model, that looks at issues like dyslexia, can now predict that babies are prone to the...
They Say: Bad Teachers Don’t Matter
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They Say: Bad Teachers Don’t Matter

A new Australian study has cast doubts over the new trend of ranking teachers and schools, with data showing that differences between teachers play only a minor role in how well a child will learn. The study, conducted by the University of New England over 10 years and multiple countries, monitored 500 pairs of identical twins during their first...
They Say: Nice Girls, Neat Boys Get Better Grades
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They Say: Nice Girls, Neat Boys Get Better Grades

Along with flashcards, private tutors and piping in Mozart, you’ll want to include neatly pressed slacks and personality coaching in your child’s long-term educational strategies. A new study has found a significant link between beauty and grades, something everyone but the beautiful have long suspected. In “Effects of Physical Attracti...
School Kids Learn Their Rights To An Orgasm A Day
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School Kids Learn Their Rights To An Orgasm A Day

There are certain unalienable rights every kid should know about. And if your kid is going to school in a certain sector of England, they’re learning about their right to a daily orgasm. We should be so lucky. The pamphlets drawn up by the National Health System are titled “Pleasure,” and promise “an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away...
Babble Wrap: Wide Support For Legislation
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Babble Wrap: Wide Support For Legislation

When tiny Tully took his first breath last Tuesday morning there wasn't a doctor in sight. Instead, a midwife helped him enter the world at Canberra Hospital's Birth Centre, a cosy and comfortable facility, conceptually light years from a hi-tech delivery room.The Australian First Three Years Key To School Success: Study How children are faring...
Babble Wrap: Judge Puts Name To Starved Girl- Ebony
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Babble Wrap: Judge Puts Name To Starved Girl- Ebony

A child who starved to death in her housing commission home at Hawks Nest in NSW just weeks before Christmas in 2007, while her parents were living in the same house, has been granted a name, despite legislation that normally prohibits the identification of any child victims of crime. The Australian Joe Tripodi's Baby Joy- Little Angelica NSW L...
Babble Wrap: Learning Helps Keep A Check On Figures
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Babble Wrap: Learning Helps Keep A Check On Figures

Education not only expands the mind but shrinks the waistline, an OECD working paper has found. The Australian School Designs 'Outdated' As Rushed Kevin Rudd Rebuild A Missed Opportunity The global head of architecture giant Woods Bagot's educational division has called for a move away from outdated school design templates and towards modern, c...
Gym Teacher Beats Up Student
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Gym Teacher Beats Up Student

One of my many obnoxious moments from high school (and there were many, believe me) was when I shouted the following at a gym teacher from the door of the gymnasium: “Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. And those who can’t teach — teach gym!” Why did I do this? Because the gym teacher had told my friends and I that we couldn...
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Tori And Dean – It’s Date Night

5:25 PM Tori and Dean took some time off from the kids. They look super happy. Do you think they called the paps to let them know of their outing? Tori looks like she may have gained a... read more

Harlow Madden Has An Attitude

4:21 PM I love little Harlow’s attitude in this picture. I’m sure it was just the moment they snapped the shutter, but it’s adorable. Both mum and dad have been through enough to... read more

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Fab New Kids’ Clothes And Shoes Shop To Open!

5:03 PM Stocking Lulu Australia bags, Rock Your Baby and Sudo clothes - not to mention being the only shop in Oz to stock Kickers and Pippy Toes, Naughty Monkeys is set to blow our min... read more

Fisher-Price Handy Manny’s Repair Shop

10:11 AM Every little handy-kid needs a workbench for his or her special projects, and with Handy Manny himself on-hand in this Handy Manny’s Repair Shop playset, it’s even... read more
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