The Other Woman is Three
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The Other Woman is Three

Tim brought Claudia over to my house today. I was sitting on my couch writing when I saw his car pull up. It took him a while to get to the door and when he finally did, I saw that it was because his daughter was with him. When I met Tim he didn't seem like a man who had children. He seemed like a man who'd go through life never staying with anyon...
TMI
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TMI

"Did you know that when you're pregnant, you can get a rash called PUPPP that covers your whole body and is 2,000 times worse than poison ivy?" I ask my mother. "And did you know that some women actually get post-traumatic stress disorder from childbirth? Then they don't bond with their babies immediately and the guilt makes them suicidally dep...
Hint: We Really Might Know Our Kids Better Than You
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Hint: We Really Might Know Our Kids Better Than You

The best part of the latest Non-Breeder column on Babble? The author realises she was being a bit of a tool. Not that all "non breeders" are bad people. Far from it. But the expectation that they know better than a parent does how to raise their kids runs high among the kid-free crowd. And somehow, for all our protestations that we might know...
The Climb
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The Climb

It wasn't until we caught our breath and headed downhill on a steep, narrow path scattered with loose dirt and fallen pine needles that I questioned my judgment. I stepped onto a slick boulder protruding from the middle of the trail and my right foot skidded out from underneath me. Reflexively my hands jolted out to my sides. My body froze, which...
A Pre-school Teacher’s Confession
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A Pre-school Teacher’s Confession

Here is the disclaimer: I like my job. Really. I like kids. I like being around them. Our days are a routine of comfortable chaos: we sing the Hello song, we play, we paint, we run around, we eat, we sleep, we go home. Someone always gets hurt. Someone always winds up crying. Someone always needs a nappy change at an inopportune moment....
Happy (Belated) Birthday
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Happy (Belated) Birthday

My friend Emily and I haven't lived in the same state for years, but we always show up for the important stuff: birthdays, breakups, weddings. When I moved across the country, Emily took a week off of work to drive with me. A few years later, I was back on the East Coast, and Emily was living in the White Mountains of New Hampshire with her husband...
All My Children… Are Imaginary
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All My Children… Are Imaginary

I have two boys, Jake, six, and Sam, nine. My favorite child is definitely Jake. I think I treat him better than Sam, too. But I'm fairly certain he's going to be an asshole when he grows up. I can already tell. He preens around my sister, his aunt, upon whom he has an interesting crush. But sometimes he's sneaky and mean. Sam, my oldest, has epile...

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God Knows We Need A Laugh / Bad Mothers Club

4:32 PM On the fantastic UK Bad Mothers Club website, there's this brilliant bit called Tantrum of the Week. Sick on the bedroom floor and lazy men and working from home are our fav... read more

What’s The Best Punishment For Kids?

2:23 PM Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy What do you do when your kids misbehave? A poll by the self-proclaimed “World’s Strictest... read more

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W Magazine Amputates Demi Moore’s Hip

5:43 PM Okay, we know the gorgeous mother of three likes plastic surgery, but wasn’t it a bit presumptuous of W magazine to liposuction Demi Moore’s thigh without her approval?... read more

Johnny Depp Drunkest Man In NYC (Brilliant Video)

5:00 PM After an evening out with punk legend Patti Smith in New York on Wednesday night, the newly re-crowned Sexiest Man Alive, one J Depp, looked like he was back on the set of Fear and... read more

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Star Baby: Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban’s Baby Uggs It Up

5:14 PM I think there is some kind of law in place that Aussies Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have to put a pair of the Australian born Ugg boots on their daughter, Sunday. It’s... read more

Boy’s Retro Lounge Set

10:00 AM I can’t think of a reason not to love this Boy’s Retro Lounge Set. The bold colours are amazing and the set appears to be extra comfy. The set includes a matching white s... read more
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