While times have probably changed for the better, there’s no denying that if Mr T cereal were available today I’d be putting it in my trolley. If only for an after-the-kids-are-asleep snack.

Now That’s Nifty blog has put together a collection of 30 top retro breakfast cereals. A few of my favourites over the jump, including Pac-Man marshmallow cereal, sugar -coated Kiss Krunch and a bizarre grape flavoured oat concoction which thankfully never caught on.

I just had a wicked flashback. Suddenly I was three again and happily playing with my Fisher Price Little People Farm House. As a little person myself, I spent oodles of hours with the simple cog like limbless figures, farm animals and their home, the portable barn. I can recall vague memories of clutching the blue handle in my hand as I would take along my Play n’ Go farm to visit grandma’s. Those were the days.

What brought on this flood of memories? The current celebration of Little People’s 50th Birthday. Man, they are old! This past March 21st marked the 50th anniversary of the first Little People release, the Safety School Bus. Since that day, more than one and half billion, yes billion, Little People figures have been produced. Originally a wooden peg like character, the modern Little People are poseable figures with actual features rather than just simple lines to represent the face. “Parents and children alike have been playing with Little People toys for half a century,” said Bruce Fox, Fisher-Price toy historian and author. “Toys with longevity that bridge the generational gap are rare these days. We’re very proud of the fact that the Little People brand has stood the test of time for 50 years and foresee that the brand will continue to inspire creative, imaginative play for generations to come.”

The big people who make the Little People will be celebrating 50 years of play in a variety of ways. One of the things they’ve done a Limited Edition commemorative release of The Little People 50th Birthday Play ‘n Go Farm and School that reflects “the classic look of the original farm and school introduced in 1968 and 1971, respectively. The playsets feature retro-styled Little People figures and nostalgic, collectible take-along tins.” Along with the toys, they’ve released a Limited-Edition 50th Birthday CD that includes fifty popular sing-a-long classics that have been released throughout the years.
You can check up on all the events, specials and celebrations here.

And if you wanna have your own flashback, just check out this old school ad below.

Can’t find (or afford) a Wii for the family room? Show your kids the fine art of old-school gaming with this Retro Duo Video Game System ($US44.99 at Amazon), which plays all those dusty Nintendo and Super Nintendo titles you’ve had in storage since highschool. You may not get the bells, whistles and wireless action of the Wii, but you’ll at least be able to beat the kids at a Mario game for once. [Uncrate]

I never solved a Rubik’s Cube; it’s just one of many shortcomings. But I think I earn points for at least trying again and again. The ’80s Cube Clock evokes those fond but frustrating memories and elevates the cube from toy to useful thing. The digital screen displays either the time, date, temperature or the alarm time, depending on how you twist the top. It may never be as cool to my kid as it is to me, but I can live with that.

Available at Perpetual Kid for $US24.99

That's right, you can delve into such gems as the "He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special," commercials for Toys R Us (starring Geoffrey Giraffe!) and a music video of Billy Squier rocking out to "Christmas Is a Time to Say I Love You" alongside MTV VJs Martha Quinn and Mark Goodman. A  TV Guide — featuring the cast of "Diff'rent Strokes," natch — and a remote control also appear on the page for those who want to peruse their viewing options.

I have already sacrificed a solid chunk of time to this site and still can't contain my admiration for its sheer awesomeness. Serious kudos to Jeffrey Bennett, a San Francisco digital designer who created this work of Internet genius.

So click, enjoy, share the retro joy with your kids (who will be appalled after about five seconds at how lame the '80s were) and prepare to watch hours of your life get sucked away into a delicious World Wide Web vortex.

Jeanne Sager

Yes, we tell the world we had kids "because we wanted them," but we also had an ulterior motive: to fill our house with all the toys we loved as kids. Then the toy marketing companies went and ruined it all. Classic toy remakes have sent parents rushing to the stores to stock up on their best memories, only to find that the new and improved version is really a hunk of junk. Here are twenty once-great toys that should have been left alone.

1. Monopoly

At the very least, this Parker Brothers game has lived up to its name. Patented in 1935, the board game now dominates the market with hundreds of versions in 103 countries. But we can’t help feeling cheated by old Rich Uncle Pennybags when we have to plunk down a piece of paper money for the rental on a piece of the Krusty Krab. Is it really worth pulling a fast one on the banker to find out if Fantasia Borino is going to be shacking up on the Boardwalk? Give us our thimble, our cannon, our Scottie dog and the old battered shoe or don’t bother passing Go. Just go to jail.

2. Care Bears

When your boss is being a big ol’ grump, you know all it takes is the Care Bear stare to make everything run smoothly. Just don’t expect any help from the Care Bears you knew and loved. Names have been changed, along with little belly emblems. And speaking of bellies, the Care Bears have been working out — probably to make room for Oopsy, the new bear pushed to the front of the line. So much for cuddly little balls of fluff who stand strong to teach kids about sharing, fun and friendship. With their slimmer tummies and gigantic heads, the new Care Bears look a little topsy-turvy.

3. Etch-A-Sketch

To the true artists who can make something craftier than a box with those infernal knobs and the aluminum powder, we salute you. You can tell your kids about the art you made walking up hill both ways to school, because today’s kids have colour on their Etch-a-Sketch. And when that starts to tax the imagination, they call up the Dora fun screen for a little relief from the stultifying world of creativity.

4. Lincoln Logs

When they bring back your childhood favorites in the "Nostalgia" line, they’re trying to tell you something. You’re old. But you try telling me how a product that bills itself as "logs" for building “log” cabins can turn to plastic. Hey, I wasn’t born yesterday. Which means I remember the real Lincoln logs, the kind Pa would have used to build his Laura her own little house.

5. Chatter Telephone

Maybe they’re trying to teach our kids to give up and move on to cordless, but the new version of this Fisher-Price classic is lacking in one major area — the length of the cord. They can’t be accused of providing a strangulation hazard to your child, but they won’t be accused of making a phone that’s any fun either. You try placing a call with a heavy chunk of plastic hanging in the air just off your shoulder and see how you like it. If you’re looking for a toy phone for your kids, skip the rotary dial and go straight for the cell phone. They’ll be sneaking off with it in a few years anyway.

6. Strawberry Shortcake

So her hat was too big for her head, and she was awfully frumpy. She was sweet enough to eat, and that’s the way we like our Strawberry Shortcake. The new version of this ’80s staple has been told to hold the whipped cream — she’s going on a diet — and stay out of the sun, it ruins the complexion. A recent makeover has taken Strawberry’s freckles and curls in favor of a peaches and cream complexion and sleek locks that are a tad on the pink side for a fruit best served when it’s a ripe red. What’s next? A more feminine name for Huckleberry Pie? Or should we just make Orange Blossom less ethnic?

7. Don’t Break the Ice, Ker-Plunk, Cootie, Don’t Spill the Beans

We want to thank Milton Bradley for bringing back the games we begged our parents to play with us night after blessed Friday night. Unfortunately we won’t be buying any more games, because the dog ate the tiny little pieces that fell off the flimsy construction, and we spent all our money on surgery to remove them from his intestines.

8. Polly Pocket

Once upon a time, there was a little blonde girl who lived in a compact house. And wouldn’t you know it, with a name like Polly Pocket she actually fit in your… wait for it… pocket! She was one inch of hard plastic, and she was toted in our Osh Kosh B’Goshes everywhere we went. Now that we’ve gotten too big for our britches, Polly has too. Mattel’s takeover of the brand meant Polly hit puberty. She went through a growth spurt — she’s now closer to three inches tall — and her body made the freaky change from hard plastic to some sort of pliable rubber. She’s also moved out of her limited pocket-sized condo and into hipper digs. But we have to wonder — has this small-town girl grown up too big, too fast?

9. Holly Hobbie

She’s been a toy since the ’70s, and they’ve already made her a grandmother. Yes, you read that right. At the ripe old age of forty-one, the original Holly Hobbie has been put out to pasture in favor of a younger, lither version. Her granddaughter — or great-great-granddaughter, according to some product descriptions — has torn off the bonnet and deep-sixed the pinafore for a goofy baseball cap and a pair of jeans with patches. If she’s already a tween, does that make her great-great-granny a bit trampy?

10. My Little Pony

Whooooooaaaaa, Nelly! You won’t want to brush the manes of the grown-up "Struts" version of your old "My Little Pony." Taller, leaner and dressed in barely-there clothes, these are the bitchy big sisters of the sweet little ponies we lusted after in the Toys ‘R Us Look Book. Playmates Toys is calling them "fashion with a kick." Well, they would, if they could raise those spindly legs high enough.

11. Slinky

Couldn’t get your slinky to walk down the stairs when you were a kid? The plastic version that’s out there now isn’t going to do it for you as an adult either. Slinky’s makers still promise it will stretch and snap back and make that "slinkity sound," but the only thing stretchy here is truth in advertising. Better still, they call it the "original" plastic slinky. It does stretch, that’s true, for the first six, seven or even seventeen stretches. But hard plastic bends in a way that metal doesn’t, and the wonders your dad worked with metal can’t be replicated in plastic. So slink on back to the store and buy the real thing.

12. Cabbage Patch Dolls

Little girls love their baby dolls — keyword here being baby. So when did the Cabbage Patch Kids become the big sister dolls? Their doughy little legs have been liposucked, and the yarn hair’s been replaced with perfect coifs I’ve yet to see on a real playground.

13. Trivial Pursuit

You used to be the Ken Jennings of your neighborhood. Now it’s you against a DVD? The new versions of the game of useless knowledge have dumped the big box brimming with questions in favor of a box that’s half the size. They’ve also dropped the "extra card" sales, so you have to cash in on another version. The incentive? You get a movie that asks a portion of the questions. But Mr. Announcer can’t possibly taunt you with the answer that’s been on the tip of your tongue quite the way your best buddy can. It used to be the geek’s only chance to show up the jock and the musician. Now it’s a quick game and you’re back to the store for more.

14. Slip ‘N Slide Shark Attack

There’s just one word you don’t use around water and kids who grew up in the Jaws era. Roy Scheider has made wussies out of us all, it’s true. But do we have to let our kids show us up in the backyard on a hot summer day? Let’s go back to a hose, a sheet of plastic and a long running jump.

15. Tonka Trucks

Nothing says rough and ready for the construction site like a hunk of plastic on wheels. A lot of today’s Tonkas are flimsy plastic with a tin shell — okay for the sandbox, but not much use if you’re digging in real dirt. Coming soon, the new Tonka truck adventure series: how to dig the missing wheel out of a sandbox!

16. Barbie

Today she’s the doll we love to hate, but back then we just plain loved her. Because back then, she was all about the clothes. If you were a boy, you ripped them off and took a peek before you proceeded to give your sister’s favorite doll a swirlie in the toilet. And if you were a girl, well, you begged for the Dream House and the Corvette while you changed her outfits over and over and over. You were set for a career as a fashion designer, or at the very least a job in retail. But just went you thought Barbies outfits couldn’t get any tighter, you were dead wrong. Now half a dozen Barbies actually have their clothes painted onto their bodies. From collectible "Batgirl Barbie" to the Fairytopia series, the folks at Mattel have successfully sucked out every last bit of creative-play potential.

17. Sit N Spin

When we were kids, we sat. Then we spun ourselves silly. Yes, to recreate the teacup ride at Disney on the living room floor, the little plastic seat with the wheel in the middle was all we needed. Ah, those were the days. Today’s kids are treated to a talking seat that orders them to spin — faster and faster. Heaven forbid they really get into the spinning and forget to listen, because, come to think of it, Simon didn’t say! The only thing more annoying than Simon horning in on our playtime? Diego telling us how to whirl in Spanish. I’d like to tell him to go spin.

18. GloWorm

He was a squishy green inchworm when he debuted in 1982. Now he’s sprouting tentacles and his eyes bear a striking resemblance to a visitor from outer space. The GloWorm’s gone from something we wanted to curl up with at night to the creature that’s going to send your kids off to nightmareland. Even the folks at Wendy’s did better than this with the Glo Friends. They were cute and glowed in the dark! The Playskool versions on the shelves today are just plain creepy.

19. Hacky Sack

Stoners everywhere are groaning and grabbing another handful of Cheetos. The Hacky Sack, that cheap bag of beans that provided hours of amusement has gone commercial. Wham-O’s sixty-year celebration has their marketing team in a whirl trying to modernize the classics. The results? A "striker" Hacky Sack that looks like a floppy soccer ball, a "Superstar" with a 32-panel construction, the "Impact" with just three panels and, of course, the classic rainbow bag, now called the "Freestyle." Duuuuuuude. We just want a freakin’ bag with beans.

20. Spirograph

The fridge was covered in works of art that amazed the eye — and all it took was one of those colored pens and a piece of plastic that looked like a little gear. Now all it takes is some bidding on eBay, because the shapes, pens and gears — everything that convinced us we were bound for art school — have been scaled down or eliminated in this new version.

Which of your favorite childhood toys has seen a dubious resurrection? Share your gripes in feedback!