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“Children Are The Orgasm Of Life”
Sadly, the above quote is in no way related to April Fool’s. Rather, it’s what you get when you combine faux spirituality with marketing geared toward parents. Thanks to Salon blogger FiredForNow for pointing out this gem of a slogan from Lululemon, the clothing company that sells overpriced yoga clothes with a side of New Age catch phras...
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Dad Robs Store With 9-Year-Old Daughter By His Side
It’s take your daughter to work day! At least for this Washington State Dad it is. And what kind of job does this Daddy have? Why, he’s dabbling in a career as a convenience store robber. Read more...
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Stupid Pregnancy Comments
What is it about having a bump that gives every Tom, Dick or Harry the right to make a comment in your direction? They tend to come in two groups - the tut-tutters and the laugh-a-minutes. The tut-tutters will be telling you off for eating (pastuerised) feta cheese or choosing a method of birth they don't agree with. They can be found in waiting...
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Teen Paints Giant Phallus On Parents’ Roof
Okay, quick: What's painted on your roof? Don't cheat and look, but sit there and think, is there anything up there? A cute dolphin? A bullseye? A "welcome aliens" sign? What? There's nothing painted on your roof? Are you sure? One London couple was unpleasantly surprised when the local paper contacted them to ask if they knew there was a gi...
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Mum Takes Kids To Work…Driving The Get-Away Car
Cortina Wobbleton obviously couldn't get childcare last week for her two- and five-year old, so she took them with her to the Pizza Hut and the gas station...where two of her pals committed armed robberies and jumped in her car to get away. Police caught the three adults not long after, ordered them out of the car at gunpoint and recovered the s...
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Potty Dance? Oh, Please!
Mark it – March 2009 is the month viral video marketing campaigns finally died. Or deserved to. Have you seen this Potty Dance commercial, or God forbid has someone who seccretly hates you forwarded the video? Sweet mother of – I mean — I just — there are no words for the wrongness of this. No words. At all. And I don’t mean wrongne...
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4 Year Old Brings Pot To School, School Bans Backpacks
When I was young and went to summer camp, people were always amazed when I said I was from the Bronx. I remember one kid actually took two steps back when I told him. Because people from the Bronx, you know, they were scary. Clearly those guys didn't know what they were talking about. The really dangerous kids are from Florida. The 4 year olds....
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Are R-Rated Movies The New Gateway Drug?
A new study has found that kids who watch R-rated movies are more likely to smoke cigarettes. But before you rush home and burn your copies of Rain Man and Jerry Maguire, let’s take a closer look at the findings. Researchers with the Substance Abuse Policy Research Program (part of the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation) found that sixth graders w...
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Mum Lets Toddler Smoke
We've all heard of kids sneaking cigarette butts out of Mum or Dad's ashtray and trying to smoke them. Heck, most of us have probably done it ourselves, back in our wild early teen years. But I'd wager that none of us did when we were three years old. But that's exactly what Kelly Pocock's son did, according to Pocock's "friend" Natasha Dudle...
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