Among the items: “Free pie for everybody,” and “Three Words: Vice President Diddy.” Not sure if Britney’s sons Jayden and Sean were watching, but I’d say it would be a pretty cool thing to share with your friends at school that your mum did David Letterman, dude, and she was wearing a bikini!

Watch the vid after the jump

When questioned by authorities on why he had stolen the family car, the boy said that he didn’t want to go to church because it was too hot.

Watch the video after the jump.

According to this video, the boy was not a bad driver for someone whose feet don’t reach the pedals. He drove at up to 45 miles an hour, and, though he swerved a bit and had zero respect for stop signs, he ended up home safe and sound. Upon parking the car outside his house, he jumped out of the car and sprinted inside as fast as he could, like any common criminal.

But unlike your average car thief, the boy got off scot free because of his tender age, with authorities saying only they hope that his parents keep a closer eye on him in the future.

Do you think that this case warrants further attention from authorities—if not from police, then maybe a counselor or social worker? Or is this just a little boy being a little too mischievous?

Photo: lizzymuzzy.com

This is so cute, and only mildly disturbing. Watch 5-year-old Wesley play Johnny Cash’s Folsom Prison Blues – an ode to drugs, sex and murder. Somehow his long bob hair-cut and sweet little voice make it all OK.

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“But how?” they ask. “I need more information, father.” (These are very articulate children.)

If you want to tell them the truth, you can use this Danish book, which is very graphic.

But if you want to lie to them, you can use this video.

See? Daddy put mummy’s finger in his mouth and blew her up like a balloon. And then, out popped the baby! Like magic!

By the way, I’m kidding about the “lie to your kids” thing. The video, by Cassidy Curtis and Raquel Coelho, does not suggest that you should lie to your kids about where babies come from. It’s just a funny video. Well done.

Source: Buzzfeed via ThingamaBaby from OtherThings.com

Nothing unusual about that.

But babies on roller skates? Doing tricks? Dancing to the 1970’s classic Rapper’s Delight? That I haven’t seen before.

However – now I have. And soon so shall you.

So. Are you thirsty? For Evian water? Me neither. Cute video, though.

Via Buzzfeed

Is there a reason why toddlers do this? And why is it always mummy and not daddy?

My two-year-old has now seen this clip and pesters me to watch it again and again. Sigh. When do they hit the age when they just want to hide in their rooms all the time?

We get that he’s feeling it, but if only we could understand what he’s saying! I wonder if the kid has been watching too many evangelical videos.

[Via Boing Boing]

Yesterday the trailer premiered on Ellen, and I think it looks weird, trippy and amazing.

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I just had a wicked flashback. Suddenly I was three again and happily playing with my Fisher Price Little People Farm House. As a little person myself, I spent oodles of hours with the simple cog like limbless figures, farm animals and their home, the portable barn. I can recall vague memories of clutching the blue handle in my hand as I would take along my Play n’ Go farm to visit grandma’s. Those were the days.

What brought on this flood of memories? The current celebration of Little People’s 50th Birthday. Man, they are old! This past March 21st marked the 50th anniversary of the first Little People release, the Safety School Bus. Since that day, more than one and half billion, yes billion, Little People figures have been produced. Originally a wooden peg like character, the modern Little People are poseable figures with actual features rather than just simple lines to represent the face. “Parents and children alike have been playing with Little People toys for half a century,” said Bruce Fox, Fisher-Price toy historian and author. “Toys with longevity that bridge the generational gap are rare these days. We’re very proud of the fact that the Little People brand has stood the test of time for 50 years and foresee that the brand will continue to inspire creative, imaginative play for generations to come.”

The big people who make the Little People will be celebrating 50 years of play in a variety of ways. One of the things they’ve done a Limited Edition commemorative release of The Little People 50th Birthday Play ‘n Go Farm and School that reflects “the classic look of the original farm and school introduced in 1968 and 1971, respectively. The playsets feature retro-styled Little People figures and nostalgic, collectible take-along tins.” Along with the toys, they’ve released a Limited-Edition 50th Birthday CD that includes fifty popular sing-a-long classics that have been released throughout the years.
You can check up on all the events, specials and celebrations here.

And if you wanna have your own flashback, just check out this old school ad below.

Oh my, it must be so fun for Britney’s boys to go to work with mommy, as she rehearses for her upcoming Circus tour.

There are animals and acrobats doing their thing over and over again, until it’s just perfect. Jayden James and Sean Preston traveled to Louisiana to be with Britney as she kicks off her tour.

Some media outlets are reporting poor ticket sales, but I’m sure many will turn out for Britney’s return.

Wanna see what you are in for if you go and what you’ll be missing if you don’t?

Check out the video after the jump!

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