Marshmallows Or Murderers?
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Marshmallows Or Murderers?

The other day, a co-worker, knowing that my kids do not watch scary or violent films and that we eschew excessive competitiveness, said I was raising marshmallows.  While I disagree with him for a number of reasons, he is correct in that I am doing my best to raise kids who don’t find violence amusing or acceptable.  That’s why, when...
They Say: Far More Kids Are Exposed To Violence Than Previously Thought
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They Say: Far More Kids Are Exposed To Violence Than Previously Thought

You hate to think of a kid witnessing or worse, experiencing violence. But according to a shocking report from the United States Justice Department, 60 per cent of children are exposed to violence, either directly or indirectly. Researchers at The University of New Hampshire conducted the study, and defined exposure to violence as being a victim...
Gym Teacher Beats Up Student
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Gym Teacher Beats Up Student

One of my many obnoxious moments from high school (and there were many, believe me) was when I shouted the following at a gym teacher from the door of the gymnasium: “Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. And those who can’t teach — teach gym!” Why did I do this? Because the gym teacher had told my friends and I that we couldn...
The Pain Of Kids Waaaaay After Birth
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The Pain Of Kids Waaaaay After Birth

So there’s the stretching cervix, the contracting uterus, the post-op recovery, the general fatigue. But as anyone with a toddler knows, the physical pain of becoming a parent doesn’t end in the hospital or during those first few weeks resting comfortably at home. For a lot of us, birth pain is just a teaser. The big stuff — head butts, bi...
Students at Top Sydney School Run Underground ‘Fight Club’
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Students at Top Sydney School Run Underground ‘Fight Club’

Students at Sydney's exclusive Knox Grammar school reportedly ran an underground fight club on school premises, and it seems the tradition may have been running for at least seven years - since the release of the hit movie. The SMH first reported that at least a dozen boys took part in the brutal fight club in a campus basement for up to three w...
Third Grader Expelled Because He Made A Hit List
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Third Grader Expelled Because He Made A Hit List

A third grader at a Hamilton, Ohio private school was expelled because of a "hit list" that was found in his desk. The list contained the names of a teacher and several students that he said he wanted to kill. Michael Mayo, the principal of the Immanuel Lutheran School, said that he did not believe the boy was actually going to harm anyone, but...
Half Of Kids Surveyed Think Rihanna Had It Coming
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Half Of Kids Surveyed Think Rihanna Had It Coming

I've read some awful survey results over the years. But this? Almost half of the kids surveyed by the Boston Public Health Commission said they thought singer Rihanna was "responsible" for the beat-down she received from boyfriend Chris Brown. Forty-six percent the domestic violence case was Rihanna's fault, and fifty-two percent said it was...
They Say: Teen Violence Has Many Mothers
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They Say: Teen Violence Has Many Mothers

Not literally, of course! But a new study published in the journal Child Development suggests that neither genetics nor environment alone can be blamed for causing violent behavior in teenagers. As reported in the New York Times, the researchers found that for most teens, an early history of small behavioral problems tended to snowball into bigger...
Do You Tell Your Kids to Fight Back?
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Do You Tell Your Kids to Fight Back?

First rule of fight club, don't drive your 12-year-old to a scheduled throw down. Second rule of fight club, don't jump in and slapthe other brat for messing with your kid. A California mum is facing jail time for backing up her tween in a girl fight-and breaking both rules. Obviously she stepped over the line somewhere, b...
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W Magazine Amputates Demi Moore’s Hip

5:43 PM Okay, we know the gorgeous mother of three likes plastic surgery, but wasn’t it a bit presumptuous of W magazine to liposuction Demi Moore’s thigh without her approval?... read more

Johnny Depp Drunkest Man In NYC (Brilliant Video)

5:00 PM After an evening out with punk legend Patti Smith in New York on Wednesday night, the newly re-crowned Sexiest Man Alive, one J Depp, looked like he was back on the set of Fear and... read more

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Star Baby: Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban’s Baby Uggs It Up

5:14 PM I think there is some kind of law in place that Aussies Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have to put a pair of the Australian born Ugg boots on their daughter, Sunday. It’s... read more

Boy’s Retro Lounge Set

10:00 AM I can’t think of a reason not to love this Boy’s Retro Lounge Set. The bold colours are amazing and the set appears to be extra comfy. The set includes a matching white s... read more
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