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The Babysitter Is A Monkey!
Babysitters come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. They can be old or young. Male or female. Friends, family or a hired hand. But generally babysitters are of the human variety. But for one family in India the babysitter is …a monkey. There was once a monkey in Dhenkanal (and no, that’s not a start to a naughty limerick) who helped a mother...
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Parents Divorce After Dad’s Hooker Is Their Daughter
I had officially heard it all folks. And then I found this: an Israeli couple is divorcing after dad started using the services of call girls. How’d the wife find out? One of the call girls who showed up was their daughter. Ooops! In a story that sounds like it’s straight of the soaps, but is instead straight out of BBC News, a busines...
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Ultra Creepy Baby Hand Soap
If you’re in the market for creepy soap, look no further. You can order your own baby hand-shaped soap in a variety of tonnes and types. Each pack comes with ten tiny hands made from goat’s milk and vegetable glycerin. Imagine the look on your guest’s faces when they have to wash their hands with bizarre, tiny baby hands. Th...
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Video – Babies On Roller Skates
Evian has a new ad that features babies. Nothing unusual about that. But babies on roller skates? Doing tricks? Dancing to the 1970’s classic Rapper’s Delight? That I haven’t seen before. However - now I have. And soon so shall you. So. Are you thirsty? For Evian water? Me neither. Cute video, though. Via Buzzfeed...
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Boy Tries To Raise 53 Baby Birds In His Room
When you think of teenage boys’ misdeeds, stealing baby birds is not likely to jump to mind. It may be better than dealing cocaine, but it’s certainly cause for serious alarm. A Colorado mother called animal control after she discovered that her 15-year-old son had 53 baby birds in his room. He had stolen the newborn swallows and sparrows, s...
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How To Hold Your Baby Before Birth
A new application of ultrasound technology has now made it possible for parents to hold their babies before birth. Not their underdeveloped, flesh, blood and two-chambered heart babies, but exact replicas of them. In plaster. Brazilian inventor, Jorge Lopes, figured out a way to use 3-D printing technology to create models from 3-D ultrasound im...
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Son Sells Dad’s Ashes On eBay
Note to self - don’t piss off your kids. Their disdain may not just follow you during your lifetime but may haunt you after your death. William Ireland had such hatred for his father that he sold his father’s ashes on eBay. In the post the man said: “Here are the ashes of my father, Kenneth Ireland, an adulterer who left a wife, two c...
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New ‘Water for Children’. Yes, Really
I'm feeling like a terrible mother this morning. For the last two years, I have been giving my son ordinary filtered tap water (sometimes not filtered at all!) when it turns out he could have really benefited from the special Balance Water for Children that arrived on my desk today. Unlike the totally unsuitable water that falls from the sky...
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Bizarre Korean Baby Carriage
Meet the Bomo baby carriage. It will not only whiz your baby around the room, avoiding objects Roomba style, but will rock him or her to sleep too. It's not just a baby rocker on steroids, it's a total entertainment station! Just make sure you have baby gates in front of the stairs, or your little one could steer their way to disaster. If you...
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